Without explaining the context in which these sentences came you will laugh, but I have to tell you, the explanation of why he said some of this stuff isn't really any better. Below are specific quotes from my Dr, I couldn't make these up if I tried.
- We are going to inflate your uterus and then scrub it out. Its kinda like using a kitchen brush when you need to get into the corners of pots and pans while you do the dishes.
- Your uterus twitched and tore one of your fallopian tubes.
- Only half of your uterus is moving.
- We're looking for these pills to start a dance party on the inside.
- I'm going to give you a pill that gives you contractions all weekend. You will essentially be in mild labor for three days.
- We are going to take sonogram photos of your scars to study them, say cheese.
- This shot will work the same way jumper cables work on a car battery.
- This new pain will be different from the previous pain, which is also different from the pain you will have when we're through.
- After your contractions subside you will feel menopause-like symptoms.
- You're gonna look like The Hulk if we do that.
- You need need three times as much estrogen in your body just to be even with most women.
- Once your uterus contracts back to its regular size you could lose 100 pounds.
- Your arthritis test was a problem, we need to look into this further.
- We will be giving you a shot directly in the uterus.
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